This is Rachel. And and for starters, she's wearing a Panda hat she bought from a bathroom attendant in Hollywood.
|P.S. Rachel sent me this pic. I have manipulated her into granting me permission to exploit her. Welcome to L.A.|
Rachie Pooh is from Texas, and she says "y'all" a lot. She's young and spazzy and gorgeous and funny and goes home for things like "Homecoming."
It may seem like I have a lot of contempt for this strange creature, but I don't… I just don't understand her. My office mate, who's from New Orleans, explains "it's a Southern thing…" Like Hell it is. I'm from Southern California, bitches, and I can tell you this is a "green" thing. I have immediate concern for Rachel and her lady bits. She most assuredly has head lice from the Panda, and if you know a thing or two about gravity, shit rolls down hill.
To further break things down for y'all, this is a girl who said "yes" to an evening out with a local bartender because she thought he wanted a new friend. This same girl came back with lunch AND a phone number from the TACO TRUCK guy.
I know this isn't really a "ridiculous" story, per se, but I'm starting a campaign to SAVE RACHEL before she has a chance to accumulate any submission material for my blog.
Please email advice to Rachel at: KEC310@gmail.com
Or send pepper spray.
Your cooperation and attention to this matter is appreciated.