It's not just you… we all have our moments

It's not just you… we all have our moments

Friday, January 3, 2014

Naked Mini-Cake Goblin

Disclaimer: I have no prejudice towards mini-cakes.  Goblins, on the other hand, are gauche.

Mini-cakes are delicate treats for people who enjoy a sample of heaven.  You don't have to commit to an entire slice, you can have a taste.  It's dainty, and is usually accompanied by little to no outside judgement.  To be clear, I'm not talking about those bite-sized gimmick cakes popular at weddings.  I'm talking mini cake, as in smaller than a regular-sized cake, still intended for sharing, not individual consumption.  SHARING.

Mini-Cake for scale
 Mini-Cakes are a delightful birthday surprise for (hypothetically speaking) a weekend get-a-way planned by a new and well-intending boyfriend.

Goblins are what boyfriends become if they can't wait to pull their sweaty, fat bodies off yours after disappointing sex, and sit at the foot of the bed, gobbling down an entire mini cake in the nude.  Just naked, staring off into the darkness; the moisture of the cake smacking between the tongue and the roof of the mouth with every bite, begging for a glass of some type of fucking liquid to make that wretched sound stop.

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And you just lie there, pretending to fall asleep as quickly as possible so the Goblin doesn't try to come back for round two, all-the-while with the realization that you've made a terrible mistake.

Hypothetically speaking.