Translation: I've always had a hard time dodging balls.
A story, in pictures:
|Think we're gonna need more than a band aid, doc. If you said Percocet, we're speaking the same language.|
|Why, yes, that is my bone, split in half.|
|I'm pretty high right here.|
|This didn't do shit...|
|… As I now have a permanent Dr. Evil finger.|
"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed… And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal." - Peter LaFleur (Vince Vaughn), DODGEBALL
MORAL OF THE STORY: Stick to doing nothing.