That Patches O'Houlihan Is Full Of Shit

Translation: I've always had a hard time dodging balls. 

A story, in pictures:

Fuck.

Think we're gonna need more than a band aid, doc. If you said Percocet, we're speaking the same language.

Why, yes, that is my bone, split in half.

I'm pretty high right here.

This didn't do shit...

… As I now have a permanent Dr. Evil finger.

"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed… And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal." - Peter LaFleur (Vince Vaughn), DODGEBALL

MORAL OF THE STORY: Stick to doing nothing.