It's not just you… we all have our moments

It's not just you… we all have our moments

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Bi-Curious Boyfriends

Text I just got from a girlfriend of mine. She's starting a new relationship, and prefaced this screenshot w/:

"If you were dating someone and they sent you this text, it wouldn't be cause for concern… right?"

My ex cheats on me with a transgendered prostitute, and suddenly I'm the authority on bi-curious boyfriends?

Her response pretty much sums up everything I would have said, but I will add that if the guy has an affinity for t-shirts, size "extra medium," it might be time to re-cast that 'ol fishing rod, cuz you won't know what pond he'll be dipping his pole in until you're holed up in some doctor's office, getting treated for chlamydia.