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Friday, November 15, 2013
My Last Sunday Funday
Wanna know how to stop traffic? Launch yourself, head first, over the handle bars of your bicycle in front of a car or two. That usually does the trick. And make sure you're not wearing a helmet.
To effectively pull this off, it helps to be drunk.
With any luck, you'll be able to walk away with a mild concussion, or just look like you spent a Tuesday night with Chris Brown.
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