Why I Hate Surprises

Because if you catch me off guard, this is what you'll find:

As discovered by my best friend, who flew into town this morning and just showed up on my doorstep at 8am.

She informed me she's cool to sleep on the couch. 

SUBMISSION: The Dangers of Selling Your AppleTV

SUBMITTED BY: David, FL

*I'm interested to know what this naked body looks like to be considered "unnerving" 

Piggy-backing on the above, I'd like to add a cautionary tale to those less technologically inclined (like myself): pics from texts have a funny way of streaming to places they shouldn't. Point in case, the pic of a ginormous schlong dangling out the bottom of a pair of cut-off jean shorts, which I was left to believe belonged to my Uncle after it streamed over his Apple TV whilst house sitting. You try sleeping after that.

I was relieved to find out that, not only was that NOT my Uncle's dick, he also doesn't wear jean cut-offs. But the damage had already been done. 

*No word on who the owner of the random penis is, or why it was in the custody of my Uncle. Some things are best left unanswered.