#Romance

People fall in love in different ways.  When I'm in the throes of a budding relationship, my view of the world shifts.  Around every corner, I'll see something that reminds me of him.

They sky looks a little more blue.

I recognize ceremonial sand paintings.

Signs appear… from God. 

Dessert... 

… Even holidays seem a little more joyful.

And when you find a guy that sends you a text like this...

… after your home team kicks ass in a playoff game, you know it's time to take it to the Twittersphere (aka: Mountain top) and hashtag (shout out) Romance, cuz this shit just got real. 

SUBMISSION: The Dangers of Selling Your AppleTV

SUBMITTED BY: David, FL

*I'm interested to know what this naked body looks like to be considered "unnerving" 

Piggy-backing on the above, I'd like to add a cautionary tale to those less technologically inclined (like myself): pics from texts have a funny way of streaming to places they shouldn't. Point in case, the pic of a ginormous schlong dangling out the bottom of a pair of cut-off jean shorts, which I was left to believe belonged to my Uncle after it streamed over his Apple TV whilst house sitting. You try sleeping after that.

I was relieved to find out that, not only was that NOT my Uncle's dick, he also doesn't wear jean cut-offs. But the damage had already been done. 

*No word on who the owner of the random penis is, or why it was in the custody of my Uncle. Some things are best left unanswered.