2014

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January 1, 2014

Hump day.

Bla bla bla bla bla.  Rose parade.  Bla bla bla.  Football.  Bla bla bla bla.  Eating.  Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.  Resolution to diet will start tomorrow, because these Bowl games deserve nachos.  Blabitty bla bla.  No one is reading this right now anyway.

But on the off chance someone is, here's an anecdote:

My brother works at a Super Market in seafood. He brings a level of expertise and working knowledge of fishy things from his personal life.  This is to say, his experiences are of benefit to the customer.  So when John Doe from the meat dept. inquired as to whether or not seafood sold "crab juice," naturally, my brother did not hesitate to direct his co-worker to pharmacy.

His market doesn't have a pharmacy.

What my brother didn't anticipate was the customer standing right next to the meat packer, which he discovered upon shifting his attention from the tuna he was preoccupied stabbing to the co-worker making the inquiry.  The woman was not amused.

Happy New Year.