Bi-Curious Boyfriends

Text I just got from a girlfriend of mine. She's starting a new relationship, and prefaced this screenshot w/:

"If you were dating someone and they sent you this text, it wouldn't be cause for concern… right?"

My ex cheats on me with a transgendered prostitute, and suddenly I'm the authority on bi-curious boyfriends?

Her response pretty much sums up everything I would have said, but I will add that if the guy has an affinity for t-shirts, size "extra medium," it might be time to re-cast that 'ol fishing rod, cuz you won't know what pond he'll be dipping his pole in until you're holed up in some doctor's office, getting treated for chlamydia.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." -  George Carlin

Google Search History Game, or #GSHG

My best friend caught me off guard one day when she grabbed my iPhone and scrolled through my Google search history, revealing that I had recently looked up coupon codes for Adam and Eve, along with other incriminating and embarrassing subjects.

And now it's our favorite game to play. The moment I get the GSH text, I have to take an unedited screenshot of my search history and text it to her, and vice versa.

It's like being caught with your pants down. Please see Exhibit A:

I mean...

SUBMISSION: Chinese Food Shame by TONY, NORCAL

This is "Tornado Tony." Hi, Tony.

Tony, what would you like to share with the group today? It's okay. You're among friends.

You said it, man. I think we've all been there. 

RIDICULOUS LINK: Drunk French Teens Steal Llama from Circus

Hi. I want to be friends with you.

http://now.msn.com/drunk-french-teens-allegedly-steal-llama-from-circus

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

Belize it or Not: Or How You Know Your Relationship w/ Your Boss Isn't Professional Anymore

So your hot boss is in the process of a messy break-up and you're in customer service.

This is still unprofessional, and absolutely has my stamp of approval.

Pack sunscreen. And also, beware of indigenous bacteria that will thrive in moist crevices; read:

Be smart where you have sex.